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Naturally Flavored Spiked Water

What is FUNNY WATER?

FUNNY WATER is a highly refreshing, all natural flavor-infused hard water with no carbonation.

This light ready-to-drink beverage has no sugar, one carb, no gluten, and only 80 calories. It goes down easy and feels better the next morning, allowing you to have a longer BETTER time with friends at only 3.75% ABV. Bring FUNNY WATER to the party and keep the good time flowing.

0g Sugar
Zero bubbles
80 Calories
Natural Flavors
Glass with fruit slices

Variety Pack 1

Variety Pack 1 case

Watermelon

Watermelon can

Watermelon

A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.

Cucumber Mint

Cucumber Mint can

Cucumber Mint

Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night in with the in-laws.

Citrus

Citrus can

Citrus

Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter. 

Variety Pack 2

Black Cherry

Cherry can

Black Cherry

This deep cherry flavor brings just enough sweetness and a smooth finish that’s *chef’s kiss*. She’s bold and dramatic with some main character energy in every sip. Ideal for rooftop hangs, late-night laughs, and adding a little cherry on top to your every day.

Pineapple Coconut

Pineapple Coconut can

Pineapple Coconut

Tastes like a beach day and a tax refund hit at the same time. This tropical combo blends juicy pineapple with mellow coconut for a sunshine-soaked escape. Perfect for poolside hangs, contentious pickleball matches, and pretending you’re on vacation in the backyard.

Blueberry Açaí

Blueberry Acai can

Blueberry Açaí

When having a case of the blues is actually a good thing. This vibrant mix of ripe blueberries and tangy açaí delivers bright, juicy flavor with a hint of intrigue. Perfect for spontaneous road trips, moody playlist-making, and ignoring your screen time warnings.

Variety 12 Pack

Variety 12 Pack

Contains…

Citrus icon

3x
Citrus

Cucumber Mint Icon

3x
Cucumber Mint

Blueberry Acai icon

3x
Blueberry Açaí

Watermelon icon

3x
Watermelon

Drink Smarter, Not Harder.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the math isn’t mathing on the drinks you’ve been drinking.

Company LogosCaloriesSugar (g)Carbs (g)ABV
Funny Water logo800<13.75%
Twisted Tea Logo1942325.95%
Truly Logo1002-32-55%
Happy Thursday Logo1309154.4%
High Noon Logo1002.62.64.5%
White Claw Logo100225%
Funny Water logo
CaloriesSugar (g)
800
Carbs (g)ABV
13.75%
Twisted Tea Logo
CaloriesSugar (g)
19423
Carbs (g)ABV
25.95%
Truly Logo
CaloriesSugar (g)
1002-3
Carbs (g)ABV
2-55%
Happy Thursday Logo
CaloriesSugar (g)
1309
Carbs (g)ABV
154.4%
High Noon Logo
CaloriesSugar (g)
1002.6
Carbs (g)ABV
2.64.5%
White Claw Logo
CaloriesSugar (g)
1002.6
Carbs (g)ABV
2.65%

PROOF AWARDS WINNER 2023

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Forbes logo

“hyper-refreshing and highly sessionable”

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Brewbound logo

“trailblazing hard water brand with natural flavors and no carbonation”

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The Pitch logo

“Move over hard seltzers…Funny Water is 
no joke”

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Metro Philadelphia logo

”this is a beverage that allows you to socialize 
longer and safer”

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BevNet logo

“very light and refreshing…the alcohol is barely noticeable”

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Beverage Dynamics logo

“a spa water with alcohol”

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(Stores that carry FUNNY WATER)