Funny Water
Finally, a reason to drink water.
The responsible way to behave irresponsibly.
We’re sorry it’s come to this…
FUNNY WATER is alcoholic water. Yep, you read that right—alcoholic water.
This light, refreshing beverage has no carbonation and a lower ABV of 3.75% so that you can remember the nights you’ll never forget.
Think of it as the responsible way to behave irresponsibly.
Flavors
Cucumber/Mint
Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night in with the in-laws.
Watermelon
A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.
Citrus
Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter.
PEOPLE ARE TALKING….
Merch
Crafted to make you look like a tall glass of water… with booze in it.