Drink Better.
Naturally Flavored Hard Water
What is FUNNY WATER?
FUNNY WATER is a highly refreshing, all natural flavor-infused hard water with no carbonation.
This light ready-to-drink beverage has no sugar, one carb, no gluten, and only 80 calories. It goes down easy and feels better the next morning, allowing you to have a longer BETTER time with friends at only 3.75% ABV. Bring FUNNY WATER to the party and keep the good time flowing.
Variety Pack 1
The Classics
Cucumber Mint
Cucumber Mint
Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night in with the in-laws.
Citrus
Citrus
Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter.
Watermelon
Watermelon
A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.
Variety Pack 2
Sweet & Spicy
Blueberry Açaí
Blueberry Açaí
When having a case of the blues is actually a good thing. This tropical sensation blends the mildly sweet taste of ripe blueberries with tart açaí for a smooth sip with a light berry flavor.
Jalapeño Lime
Jalapeño Lime
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the fridge. This fiery favorite brings aromas of mild pepper spice and fresh lime juice for a light drinking experience with a spicy kick.
Ginger Lemon
Ginger Lemon
Known for being the zest of the bunch, this refreshing balance of natural flavors results in an aromatic drinking experience that is never overpowering.
We brought tarty to the party.
Our newest flavor starts with a hint of sweetness that gently transitions into a subtle tartness, culminating in a pleasantly refreshing finish.
Pomegranate
We brought tarty to the party.
Pomegranate
Our newest flavor starts with a hint of sweetness that gently transitions into a subtle tartness, culminating in a pleasantly refreshing finish.
Drink Smarter, Not Harder.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the math isn’t mathing on the drinks you’ve been drinking.
| Company Logos | Calories | Sugar(g) | Carbs(g) | ABV |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 80 | 0 | <1 | 3.75% |
 | 100 | 2 | 2 | 5% |
 | 100 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 4.5% |
 | 100 | 2-3 | 2-5 | 5% |
 | 130 | 9 | 15 | 4.4% |
 | 194 | 23 | 25.9 | 5% |
| Calories | Sugar(g) |
|---|---|
| 80 | 0 |
| Carbs(g) | ABV |
| <1g | 3.75% |
| Calories | Sugar(g) |
|---|---|
| 100 | 2.6 |
| Carbs(g) | ABV |
| 2.6 | 5% |
| Calories | Sugar(g) |
|---|---|
| 100 | 2.6 |
| Carbs(g) | ABV |
| 2.6 | 4.5% |
| Calories | Sugar(g) |
|---|---|
| 100 | 2-3 |
| Carbs(g) | ABV |
| 2-5 | 5% |
| Calories | Sugar(g) |
|---|---|
| 130 | 9 |
| Carbs(g) | ABV |
| 15 | 4.4% |
| Calories | Sugar(g) |
|---|---|
| 194 | 23 |
| Carbs(g) | ABV |
| 25.9 | 5% |
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“trailblazing hard water brand with natural flavors and no carbonation”
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”this is a beverage that allows you to socialize longer and safer”
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“very light and refreshing…the alcohol is barely noticeable”
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“hyper-refreshing and highly sessionable”
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“Move over hard seltzers…Funny Water is no joke”
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“a spa water with alcohol”
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