Funny Water

Finally, a reason to drink water.

Cans of Funny Water

The responsible way to behave irresponsibly.

Case of Funny Water

We’re sorry it’s come to this…

We created alcohol-infused water with natural flavors, electrolytes, antioxidants, and no bubbles. 

It’s a light, refreshing beverage that keeps you hydrated, but at 3.75% ABV still gives you a little kick. 

It’s functional. It’s dysfunctional. It’s both at the same time. Sound like someone you know?



Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night with the in-laws.

Can of Cucumber Mint
Can of Watermellon


A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.


Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter. 

Can of Citrus
Funny Water T-Shirts


Crafted to make you look like a tall glass of water… with booze in it.

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