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Naturally Flavored Hard Water

Cans of Funny Water

What is FUNNY WATER?

FUNNY WATER is a highly refreshing, all natural flavor-infused hard water with no carbonation.

This light ready-to-drink beverage has no sugar, one carb, no gluten, and only 80 calories. It goes down easy and feels better the next morning, allowing you to have a longer BETTER time with friends at only 3.75% ABV. Bring FUNNY WATER to the party and keep the good time flowing.

No Sugar or Sweeteners
80 Calories
1g Carbohydrates
Gluten Free
No Bubbles

Variety Pack 1

The Classics

Case of Funny Water

Cucumber Mint

Cucumber Mint

Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night in with the in-laws.

Citrus

Citrus

Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter. 

Watermelon

Watermelon

A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.

Variety Pack 2

Sweet & Spicy

Case of Variety Pack 2

Blueberry Açaí

Blueberry Açaí

When having a case of the blues is actually a good thing. This tropical sensation blends the mildly sweet taste of ripe blueberries with tart açaí for a smooth sip with a light berry flavor.

Jalapeño Lime

Jalapeño Lime

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the fridge. This fiery favorite brings aromas of mild pepper spice and fresh lime juice for a light drinking experience with a spicy kick.

Ginger Lemon

Ginger Lemon

Known for being the zest of the bunch, this refreshing balance of natural flavors results in an aromatic drinking experience that is never overpowering.

We brought tarty to the party.

Our newest flavor starts with a hint of sweetness that gently transitions into a subtle tartness, culminating in a pleasantly refreshing finish.

Can of pomegranate Funny Water

Pomegranate

We brought tarty to the party.

Can of Pomegranate Funny Water

Pomegranate

Our newest flavor starts with a hint of sweetness that gently transitions into a subtle tartness, culminating in a pleasantly refreshing finish.

Drink Smarter, Not Harder.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the math isn’t mathing on the drinks you’ve been drinking.

Company LogosCaloriesSugar(g)Carbs(g)ABV
Funny Water Logo800<13.75%
100225%
1002.62.64.5%
1002-32-55%
1309154.4%
1942325.95%
FUNNY WATER
CaloriesSugar(g)
800
Carbs(g)ABV
<1g3.75%
CaloriesSugar(g)
1002.6
Carbs(g)ABV
2.65%
High Noon
CaloriesSugar(g)
1002.6
Carbs(g)ABV
2.64.5%
Truly Hard Seltzer
CaloriesSugar(g)
1002-3
Carbs(g)ABV
2-55%
CaloriesSugar(g)
1309
Carbs(g)ABV
154.4%
Twisted Tea - Hard Iced Tea
CaloriesSugar(g)
19423
Carbs(g)ABV
25.95%

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Brewbound

“trailblazing hard water brand with natural flavors and no carbonation”

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Metro Philadelphia Logo

”this is a beverage that allows you to socialize 
longer and safer”

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BevNet logo

“very light and refreshing…the alcohol is barely noticeable”

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Forbes logo

“hyper-refreshing and highly sessionable”

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Pitch logo

“Move over hard seltzers…Funny Water is 
no joke”

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Beverage Dynamics

“a spa water with alcohol”

PROOF AWARDS WINNER 2023

Award seals

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