Funny Water

Finally, a reason to drink water.

The responsible way to behave irresponsibly.

We’re sorry it’s come to this…

We created alcohol-infused water with natural flavors, electrolytes, antioxidants, and no bubbles.

It’s a light, refreshing beverage but at 3.75% ABV still gives you a little kick.

It’s functional. It’s dysfunctional. It’s both at the same time. Sound like someone you know?

Flavors

Cucumber/Mint

Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night in with the in-laws.

Watermelon

A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.

Citrus

Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter.