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Naturally Flavored Spiked Water
What is FUNNY WATER?
FUNNY WATER is a highly refreshing, all natural flavor-infused hard water with no carbonation.
This light ready-to-drink beverage has no sugar, one carb, no gluten, and only 80 calories. It goes down easy and feels better the next morning, allowing you to have a longer BETTER time with friends at only 3.75% ABV. Bring FUNNY WATER to the party and keep the good time flowing.
Variety Pack 1
Watermelon
Watermelon
A boozy treat that’s never too sweet, this seedless wonder is rich with flavor and ripe for the drinking. It’s the ideal companion for every occasion, whether that’s a summer cookout or the Sunday scaries.
Cucumber Mint
Cucumber Mint
Delightfully crisp yet refreshingly pretentious, this immaculate combination of cucumber, mint, and alcohol is as light as it is delicious. It’s the perfect reward after a half-assed workout and the ideal remedy for a night in with the in-laws.
Citrus
Citrus
Sunny and light with a sweet and sour bite, this sassy citrus is brimming with natural flavors and only 80 calories. It’s been said to make beach days brighter and zoom meetings shorter.
Variety Pack 2
Black Cherry
Black Cherry
This deep cherry flavor brings just enough sweetness and a smooth finish that’s *chef’s kiss*. She’s bold and dramatic with some main character energy in every sip. Ideal for rooftop hangs, late-night laughs, and adding a little cherry on top to your every day.
Pineapple Coconut
Pineapple Coconut
Tastes like a beach day and a tax refund hit at the same time. This tropical combo blends juicy pineapple with mellow coconut for a sunshine-soaked escape. Perfect for poolside hangs, contentious pickleball matches, and pretending you’re on vacation in the backyard.
Blueberry Açaí
Blueberry Açaí
When having a case of the blues is actually a good thing. This vibrant mix of ripe blueberries and tangy açaí delivers bright, juicy flavor with a hint of intrigue. Perfect for spontaneous road trips, moody playlist-making, and ignoring your screen time warnings.
Variety 12 Pack
Contains…
3x
Citrus
3x
Cucumber Mint
3x
Blueberry Açaí
3x
Watermelon
Drink Smarter, Not Harder.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the math isn’t mathing on the drinks you’ve been drinking.
| Company Logos | Calories | Sugar (g) | Carbs (g) | ABV |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 80 | 0 | <1 | 3.75% |
 | 194 | 23 | 25.9 | 5% |
 | 100 | 2-3 | 2-5 | 5% |
 | 130 | 9 | 15 | 4.4% |
 | 100 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 4.5% |
 | 100 | 2 | 2 | 5% |
| Calories | Sugar (g) |
|---|---|
| 80 | 0 |
| Carbs (g) | ABV |
| 1 | 3.75% |
| Calories | Sugar (g) |
|---|---|
| 194 | 23 |
| Carbs (g) | ABV |
| 25.9 | 5% |
| Calories | Sugar (g) |
|---|---|
| 100 | 2-3 |
| Carbs (g) | ABV |
| 2-5 | 5% |
| Calories | Sugar (g) |
|---|---|
| 130 | 9 |
| Carbs (g) | ABV |
| 15 | 4.4% |
| Calories | Sugar (g) |
|---|---|
| 100 | 2.6 |
| Carbs (g) | ABV |
| 2.6 | 4.5% |
| Calories | Sugar (g) |
|---|---|
| 100 | 2.6 |
| Carbs (g) | ABV |
| 2.6 | 5% |
PROOF AWARDS WINNER 2023
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“hyper-refreshing and highly sessionable”
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“trailblazing hard water brand with natural flavors and no carbonation”
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“Move over hard seltzers…Funny Water is no joke”
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”this is a beverage that allows you to socialize longer and safer”
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“very light and refreshing…the alcohol is barely noticeable”
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“a spa water with alcohol”
PEOPLE ARE TALKING….
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