What is FUNNY WATER?
A Naturally Flavored Hard Water
Lightly infused with all natural flavors and containing just 80 calories, no sugar, gluten, or bubbles, FUNNY WATER is the perfect beverage for any occasion. Whether you’re looking for a drink that fits with your healthy lifestyle or want to pace yourself throughout the day, FUNNY WATER’s 7 delicious fruit-infused flavors at 3.75% ABV will have you beating the bloat to keep the good time flowing.
Our Ingredients
Oh, so you’re one of those people who likes to know exactly what you’re putting in your body? Us too.
Purified Still Water
Because Mother Nature doesn’t mess around when she’s crafting perfection. No bubbles, no (stomach) problems!
Natural Flavors
Unlike beverages that use artificial flavoring and sweeteners, our flavors are derived from natural sources like plants, fruits, vegetables, herbs, and spices. Natural flavors provide a more complex and authentic taste profile, but mostly we just want our watermelon flavor to taste like, well, WATERMELON!
Alcohol
Gluten-free, malt-free, low calorie sugar brew alcohol base. A neutral flavor to allow our fruits to shine with no icky aftertaste and a fermentation process that is more environmentally friendly compared to other alcohol production methods.
Founders’ Story
Before FUNNY WATER was born, entrepreneurs and friends PJ Loughran and Jake Vogel had arrived at a similar conclusion.
PJ, an accomplished entrepreneur, with and deep roots in entertainment and the music festival industry, often encountered concert goers who were sick from overconsumption and dehydration after enduring long days and nights in the heat. Jake, another accomplished entrepreneur and executive in one of the boating industry’s pioneering companies, recognized the urgent need for a sustainable and sessionable drinking option for those extended, sweltering days on the water.
Their shared experiences and visions eventually drew them together, united by a mutual passion—to create a beverage that wasn’t just about drinking, but encouraging people to Drink Better. They envisioned a product that embodied the desire to relax and enjoy long hangs with friends without the pitfalls of excessive over consumption.
Before FUNNY WATER was born, entrepreneurs and friends PJ Loughran and Jake Vogel had arrived at a similar conclusion.
PJ, an accomplished entrepreneur, with and deep roots in entertainment and the music festival industry, often encountered concert goers who were sick from overconsumption and dehydration after enduring long days and nights in the heat. Jake, another accomplished entrepreneur and executive in one of the boating industry’s pioneering companies, recognized the urgent need for a sustainable and sessionable drinking option for those extended, sweltering days on the water.
Their shared experiences and visions eventually drew them together, united by a mutual passion—to create a beverage that wasn’t just about drinking, but encouraging people to Drink Better. They envisioned a product that embodied the desire to relax and enjoy long hangs with friends without the pitfalls of excessive over consumption.
Thus, FUNNY WATER was born—a harmonious blend of flavor, fun, and functionality.
With a modest alcohol content of 3.75% ABV, 80 calories per serving, and no bubbles, FUNNY WATER was designed to be the perfect companion for any occasion, from music festivals to sporting events, backyard barbecues to beach days. By infusing delicious flavors into water and adding just a hint of alcohol, they created a refreshingly different lighter alternative that appeals to a wide customer base looking for a lighter alternative to heavy beers, high octane spirits, sugary cocktails and hard seltzers with that nasty aftertaste.
Essentially, they set out to create the first alcoholic beverage designed to encourage people to drink less alcohol.
Today, FUNNY WATER stands as a testament to the power of innovation, collaboration, and a shared vision for a better drinking culture.
PJ and Jake’s journey, of creating a beloved brand, is a story of entrepreneurial spirit, friendship, and the relentless pursuit of making time spent with family and friends more enjoyable and meaningful. FUNNY WATER isn’t just a drink; it’s a movement towards a better future.
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FAQ
What is FUNNY WATER?
FUNNY WATER is flavored water with a little alcohol and no carbonation.
What does FUNNY WATER taste like?
Funny Water tastes like the fruit-infused water you can get at a spa or in a hotel lobby…. light, refreshing, non-carbonated water with a hint of flavor.
How much alcohol is in FUNNY WATER?
FUNNY WATER was intentionally designed with a lower 3.75% ABV to encourage safer drinking habits and better hydration, allowing you to drink and socialize longer when you’re out with friends. Think of it as the good decision that prevented all the bad ones.
What type of alcohol is in FUNNY WATER?
Funny Water is made from a sugar brew (fermented cane sugar).
Is FUNNY WATER gluten-free?
Is water wet? (yes, it is).
Does FUNNY WATER have any sugar or carbs?
Funny Water has 0g of sugar and 1 lonely gram of carbohydrate.
How can I contact the FUNNY WATER team?
You can reach us at hi@funnywater.com
Contact
Have a question, idea, or just want to send us a message? We’d love to hear from you! Please email hi@funnywater.com for any general inquiries, and also for inquiries on how to get Funny Water in your store, restaurant, or bar.
